Well thank heavens that whole racism things is taken care of

After all if people are making claims of being connected to Martin Luther King, then there's certainly not any issue of racism in this country.

So, the media should stop printing letters to the editor about driving while black.

And no talking about racial discrimination in lending. Can't happen here. White politicians are trying to show that they're connected to MLK.

And there's no racial discrimination in employment practices, it's just undue media influence.

So let us all, as we celebrate Martin Luther King's birthday (actual, not observed), celebrate, for his dream has come true. Your will be judge on the content of your character, not the color of your skin (offer not valid for non-white Americans).

Be a glutton for punishment: Read the strip